Ode to the Oscars

Once again,  it's time for my fave night on tv! It's Oscar time!!! As some of you know, I've spent years and years, we're talking 20 something years watching the Oscars--which obviously means I've been watching since I was 5 ;) ! Anyway, I used to be able to sit and watch E! all day long on Oscar day/night! Now, with kiddos, I don't quite have the time to devote live, but don't worry, I tape all of the Red Carpet on E! and other stations and peruse through later! I will be glued to the tv once the kiddos are asleep (thank goodness for the DVR)! Can't wait! I just LOVE movies!!!

And, I have such an amazingly creative sister, (who also knows and has experienced my pure excitement of the Academy Awards for many years) who for the past several years has spent precious time creating an Ode to the Oscars for her Biffer--that's me. She is just too good not to share. . .Oh, and since she and I call the Oscars my "Christmas", she always makes her ode to the tune of a Christmas song. Here's Oscar Wonderland (sing Winter Wonderland in your head---she already called me today to debut her poem)!

Oscar Wonderland

Red carpet rolled, are you tuned in?
My Biff is pumped, to see who will win
A beautiful sight,
She’s giddy tonight
Watchin’ all the Oscar Wonderland

In the microwave, is the popcorn
For Best Actress – I think that I’m torn?

Viola or Glenn?

Or will Meryl win?
Watchin’ all the Oscar Wonderland

 

The next award up is best picture

Presented by none other than Tom Cruise

He’ll say “Are you married?”

Biff’ll say: “Um sure I am?”

But you are still my favorite

That’s the truth! (Seriously)

Later on, in the award show

The Ides of March and maybe Hugo

Will win a gold dude

Biff’s in a popcorn mood

Watchin’ all the Oscar Wonderland.

On the red carpet is George Clooney

And he is talking with Brad Pitt

In their dapper tuxes by Armani

Joan Rivers says “Oh Dahling what a fit!”

 

The 84^th show, ain’t it thrilling?

My Biff is crazed, no time for chilling

She'll squeal and she’ll smile, like a hyper child

She’s watchin’ all the Oscar Wonderland.

Touch the remote if you want to lose a hand

She’s watchin’ all the Oscar Wonderland